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We know it's going to sound strange, but it's up to YOU and whoever else survives to re-populate the Earth. Perhaps
you're thinking the whole point of zombies is to KILL the human race? Well survival of the fittest, baby, and who's
still alive???
Our staticians estimate that 100 human males and a minimum of 250 females all between the ages of 20 and 30 would be sufficient
to keep Homo sapiens around. Remember, spread the genes around! Record keeping is key.
We highly suggest attempting to create a communal living environment or "colony" on an island. The areas
between the Tropic of Cancer and the Tropic of Capricorn would be ideal; vegitation, wildlife, sun and water are
all found easily in this region. Perhaps Bali, Fiji, Hawaii, the Florida Keys? Please, be sure there are
no zombies hiding or hibernating on your island! It would be a shame to make it all the way there and be killed in your
sleep.
Supplies, seeds, plastic, etc. should not be hard to come by. After all, if you are on an island you can always
make a daring trip to the zombie-infested mainland to grab whatever items you need. The zombies won't be using them! Not
much is known about zombies but, like any organisim, if they cannot feed or eat they will die, no? We
here at Zombie Training Inc. hope for your sake and ours that there will come a time when the zombie threat goes away.
Let's pray they can't hibernate.
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