Zombie Contingency Plan, Inc.

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Zombie Contingency Plan Inc. is a completely serious, 92% no-nonsense group whose mission is to assist civilians in creating and implementing a Zombie Contingency Plan.  With our help and products we may be able to assist you in surviving a zombie epidemic of apocolyptic size!
 
We now support PayPal!

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One of our training counselors in costume.

The Ten Zombie Commandments
(To be obeyed at all times... if you want to survive!!)
 
1.  Thou shalt not Travel Alone.
2.  Thou shalt Run, not hide.
3.  Thou shalt not Neck, Nap or get Nookie until the zombies have Cleared.
4.  Thou shalt not Travel at Night.
5.  Thou shalt not make Noise.
6.  Thou shalt not Go Back.
7.  Thou shalt wear Thick Leather Garments, or thou hast failed.
8.  If thou must, thou shalt be witty Later.
9.  Thine Virgins shalt Die First.
10. Thou shalt always carry a Gun and Extra Ammo...and thou shalt always save the Last bullet for Thyself.

Things To Avoid During A Zombie Invasion:
  • populated metropolises
  • major highways
  • hospitals
  • assuming they're all gone
  • churches
  • virgins

Check out Kevan Davis' Zombie_Infection_Simulation.  Keep in mind the zombies in his simulations are slow.  Imagine if they were as fast as the panicked humans!  Also, Max_Brooks'_Zombie_Survival_Guide, a real book by a real person, which is a nice touch.  The website gives a preview of the book and provides some great zombie links.

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Possible Causes of Zombie Attack
  • biological accident
  • radiation from outer space
  • the Wrath of God
  • virus-like disease
  • supernatural meddling
  • unknown

Our Zombie Preparedness Kit
Order yours today! Includes:
  • good footwear
  • long sleeves
  • 1 day supply of food per person
  • 3 day supply of water per person
  • warm leather coat
  • gun with extra ammunition
  • baseball bat
  • long lasting flashlight
Keep one in your car and one in your desk at work - a zombie infestation could happen at any time!

WORST CASE SCENARIOS: Be prepared for anything!

When to give up...

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