WEAPON: PROBLEM
Knife or sword: Proximity, may get stuck in body parts, user easily
overpowered in a crowd.
Gun:
Too wimpy, time spent reloading could be fatal, gun can jam.
Shotgun: Not enough rounds
for crowd. Too slow.
Cricket bat: Possibly break or be taken away,
user tires quickly.
Baseball bat: See cricket bat, above.
Car/Truck: Zero defenses, glass breaks
too easily, tires not made for driving over piles of bodies.
Tank: Too
slow, too noisy... they may not be able to get to you, but they can follow you anywhere!
Chainsaw: One of the better options,
may jam or run out of gas.
Ping pong balls: Please.
And so after much discussion, we here at ZCP determined the absolute best zombie fighting weapon is.....
THE LIGHTSABER!!!!!!!!